Friday, March 27, 2009

Hey Hey Hey!

hey my names anisah and i'm super bored right now. im trying to stay awake but it's so hard cause yesterday i slept from 3:30pm until 8:30pm and then woke up to do my homework...then I went back to sleep at 3am.
so right about now i feel extremely tired and sleep is so tempting. i needa fixx my biological clock, son. so my blog will be my distraction for now. my contacts are starting to dry out cause im so tired! gahh!

it's the last two months of school and i am the most lazy i have ever been...ever. Its so so sad to be leaving high school because it's been soooo much fun these past four years!! you wanna hear something funny? so do I!! i'm so bored. so yeah, back to high school. its so sad to be leaving the school that you know so wellllll! and all those people who I love to death but I wouldnt hang out outside of school ...we're not gonna see them anymore :( and its not that i'm too lazy to make plans for us to hang out, its just that our schedules won't be insync! how depressing...

my sister bought the twilight dvd and its the most hilarious thing ever because most of the actors and actresses...CAN'T ACT. and the deleted scenes are almost as awkward as the regular scenes. Samirah and i had to keep looking at eachother and laughing because everything was soo...awkward! horrible, horrible movie. i do like some of the actors though...like charlie<3 and Bella's friends.

today i went to school wearing sweats and a sweatshirt. it was grosss but i was soo cold this morning and sweats are pretty much the most comfortable thing in the whole world! so security saw me at school and said "whoa look at you! you're wearing sweatpants and layers and a sweatshirt on the nicest day!" and i had to explain that whenever i wake up and get out of bed i feel like im in antarctica! i dont know wtf is wrong with me haha but seriously? im always cold. im cold right now. its hard to type. my hands are like icicles...is that how you spell icicles? anways yeah so im always cold. and its kind of annoying and it sucks because 'im not a good person to cuddle with' according to some people! i dont need people to cuddle with, i need gloves!!! and i have gloves...its just kind of weird for a person to be wearing gloves 24/7!

im tired right now but i have to stay awake. at 5:15 every day i pick my mom up from work and then we go to giant!! and its so fun and i love giant so much! or we go to the dry cleaners. thats not as fun because while we're waiting in line, people just stand there and look me up and down and stare at me until its their turn. ummmmmmmmmm i know im hot but seriously, don't break your neck.

you wanna know what i like? parking notes that say this:
I hope you’re having a lovely day! Just wanted to give you a quick and friendly note to let you know you park like an asshole! kthnxxxbye.


someone invent time travel, pleaseee.
kthnxxx

xoxo,
A

Thursday, March 19, 2009

you think you know, but you have no idea

Things I Like:
(in no particular order)
  1. Peace
  2. Funny people
  3. Family
  4. Sleep (I'm 18, but I sleep like a baby)
  5. Traveling
  6. Writing
  7. Giving advice
  8. Honesty
  9. Modesty
  10. Cleverness
  11. Games (everything!)
  12. People who have warm hands
  13. My name
  14. Random facts (this is why i love snapple caps)
  15. Camping
  16. Cats
  17. Elephants and Giraffes and Tigers
  18. Mohawks and Dreads
  19. People who keep pencils behind their ears
  20. Reading (Harry Potter)
  21. Juice
  22. Home-cooked food
  23. Art (Photography and Graffiti, mostly)
  24. www.freerice.com
  25. Religion
  26. Film Prodution
  27. Walking places instead of driving (and i like subways)
  28. Mangoes and Blueberries and Bananas and Clementines and Grapes
  29. Dance parties
  30. You.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Chewing Gum

Heyyy. can we talk about gum? kayythanksss.
Gum is pretty much the greatest thing ever invented (not really)
its like....so necessary. all day you feel like your breath stinks if you don't have gum in your mouth...even if you brushed your teeth for the full 2 minutes in the morning! even if your breath really doesnt stink, you need gum so that when you're talking to people you're not breathing all over them with the breath of the last thing you ate. or sometimes someone elses breath stinks...and you want to offer them gum but its a little obvious if you pull it out and just offer them some randomly. plus, sometimes they don't accept it! thats annoying.
and if you're bored and you have gum, you can have a bubble blowing contest!! it doesnt work too well with the minty gums, but with the obese gums (bubbalicious) its so greattt and the bubbles are gigantic!
and it's a proven fact that chewing gum relieves stress!! so its really nice to have at school during tests.
my favorite gum ever is probably the Arabic version of Chiclets!!! they taste like a tree!! thats the only way i can describe them. they taste amazing, but like all Chiclet's, they run out of flavor in like 2 seconds!!
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anyways yeah thats what it tastes like...everyone should try it at least once in their lifetime.
okay so this blog is really about how last week I gave my bfffff, anonymous, a piece of gum and he chewed it and chewed it and chewed it (with his mouth open like a cow!! =) LOL jk) until there was no more flavor left.
AND THEN...he took it out of his mouth and .... and..... stuck it underneath the desk!!!!!!!!! I KNOWW, RIGHT? okay so i was like 'hey Anonymous, how about you either put that back in your mouth or go throw it away because what if someone gets it on their beautiful leather cowboy boots (like mine)?? and he said 'no one puts their feet up underneath their desk!! don't worry!'
and then the next class, i was crossing my legs the way guys do it...and then i take my leg down and i feel something holding my leg back...and i look... and its a piece of gum!!! it was like connected to my jeans!! EW!!! so i calmly moved my leg and wiped the gum off my jeans. Anonymous on my left was being a super drama queen like FREAKING OUT. i was like...'look, bitch. you need to CALM DOWN. i will wash them' and he vowed to dispose of his gum properly from then on (even though it wasnt his gum that i got on my jeans). that gum was disgusting, though. i was like 'hey gum, can you please get off? i have a hot date after class and you can't just be chillen there on my leg.
kay thankkkkkkkks.'
and the gum was like 'sure, i just like you.... a lot'
luckily, since i made page 2 of the newspaper and the picture was HORRIBLE, i ripped up Anonymous's newspaper and used it as a napkin for my jeans.
thanks, Anonymous.

this is anonymous and karma:
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xoxo
-A
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